Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Second Half Blues

In an effort to double the amount of testicular fortitude on the team, the Sharks acquire Jody Shelley. Can't find the video of him sucker punching Brad Stuart on youtube, but if I do, damn would that be a find.

In other news the Sharks are tied for first place in their division, but we all know that that is simply a mirage. Team lacks heart, skill, desire, leadership, coaching, etc etc.

Roenick started off the season so well, that I thought about canceling this blog altogether, and going in a different direction. Fortunately for me, after Roenick scored goal #500 of his career, his production his since ceased. With 9 points in 5 weeks, Roenick was on it; however, once that asshole got #500, his production has fallen with only 9 points 10 weeks or so.

In short, the blog stays active, Roenick's a douchebag, and more misanthropic writing to follow.